Are you a noob?
Are you Jewish?
Are you unable to come up with a clever derby name?
Please be Mandy Shoveitz.
Delicious and sweet but watch out, put a bottle or two to your face and you’re on the floor.

Are you a noob?

Are you Jewish?

Are you unable to come up with a clever derby name?

Please be Mandy Shoveitz.

Delicious and sweet but watch out, put a bottle or two to your face and you’re on the floor.

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