February 5th, 2012 at 12:42AM
Yell at a Ref and I will take you out back and beat you in a way that there are no bruises. Promise.

Yell at a Ref and I will take you out back and beat you in a way that there are no bruises. Promise.

3 notes #roller derby#roller derby referee#ref#rollergirl#beating#bout#bruise
January 20th, 2012 at 4:35PM

I’m the hot butter on your breakfast toast!

If you haven’t heard of the Roller Rapper. today is your lucky day.

4 notes #roller derby#rollergirl#derby girl#roller rapper#roller derby song#roller skates#hot butter#robbie love
January 20th, 2012 at 3:03PM
Has anyone plopped down next to you while you’re gearing up and said ” YOU’RE WELCOME ” …. “Yeah, I finally washed my gear last night” This is a huge pet peeve of mine! Why do I have to thank you for being a hygienic, functioning member of derby society? Wash your shit before you catch some sort of flesh eating bacteria!

Has anyone plopped down next to you while you’re gearing up and said ” YOU’RE WELCOME ” …. “Yeah, I finally washed my gear last night”

This is a huge pet peeve of mine! Why do I have to thank you for being a hygienic, functioning member of derby society? Wash your shit before you catch some sort of flesh eating bacteria!

4 notes #roller derby#mrsa#stinky gear#gear up#rollergirl#derby
January 19th, 2012 at 4:06PM
The #1 Unspoken Rule in Derb

The #1 Unspoken Rule in Derb

52 notes #roller derby#douche#rollergirl#roller derby rules#code of conduct
January 16th, 2012 at 4:32PM
Are you a noob? Are you Jewish? Are you unable to come up with a clever derby name? Please be Mandy Shoveitz. Delicious and sweet but watch out, put a bottle or two to your face and you’re on the floor.

Are you a noob?

Are you Jewish?

Are you unable to come up with a clever derby name?

Please be Mandy Shoveitz.

Delicious and sweet but watch out, put a bottle or two to your face and you’re on the floor.

7 notes #derby name#fresh meat#jewish#roller derby#rollergirl